帮我翻译一段演讲稿(急)

大家晚上好,今天终于轮到我演讲了,我将给大家讲"趣味英语",大家都知道英语是有26个字母组成的,但是你们知道吗?没个字母都有它不同的含义哦!
比如说A代表......
Good evening everybody, it is my turn to speak today. I like to talk about interesting English. We know that there are 26 alphabets in English language. But do you know each alphabet has its own meaning,

由于时间关系,我不能没一个都详细的说完,那么就让大家自己看一下,有个了解就行了!
下面我跟大家讲下"搞笑英语"
Due to time constraint, I am not able to talk in detail each alphabet. Please have a look at it and you will understand.
I shall now talk about English with fun (or jokes)