幽默笑话的有关三人的英语对话台词

The Secret of Success成功的秘密

"Sir, what is the secret of your success?"

“先生，什么是你成功的秘密？”

"Two words"

“两个字(词)。”

"And, Sir, what are they?"

“先生，是哪两个字（词）？”

"Right decisions."

“正确决定。”

"And how do you make right decisions?"

“那么你是怎么做出正确决定的？”

"One word."

“一个字（词）。”

"And, what is that?"

“那是什么？”

"Experience."

“经验”

"And how do you get Experience?"

“你如何取得经验？”

"Two words"

“两个字(词)”

"And, Sir, what are they?"

“先生，是哪两个字（词）？”

"Wrong decisions."

“错误决定。”

Always Thirsty

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That's terrible!"