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The Bad News and The Terrible News
Tom sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?"asked Tom incredulously."I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
坏消息和糟糕的消息
汤姆坐在律师办公室里,"你想先听坏消息还是糟糕的消息?"律师问.
"先告诉我坏消息吧."
"你妻子发现了一张值五十万美金的照片."
"那是坏消息?"汤姆简直不相信."我等不及要听糟糕的消息了."
"糟糕的消息就是那是张你和你秘书在一起的照片."

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even.
记住,当人生的道路陡峭的时候,要保持沉着.
The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved.
人生最大的幸福就是坚信有人爱我们.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
这山望着那山高.