高手帮我翻译成英文。。。。。

来源：百度知道 编辑：UC知道 时间：2024/05/30 02:23:32
自从读了崇一中2007级13班之后，鄙人的老浆感觉越来越少，连抖宝都抖不安逸实在是他妈的不爽，以前在2004级6班的那种像吃了新*中钙的腰不酸背不痛的感觉没了。现任班主任真的是BT，喜欢叫们穿小东街“鸡剥鞋”，穿他妈的鞋，他都不穿我们穿（他自己穿李*牌），提倡看什么防碍我们茁壮成长的书，我偏要看鲁迅的《鼠.猫.狗》，里面一句“在外面看见娶亲的队伍，也不过当做****的广告看”，太伟大了，这才是作家，什么郭小4什么的，提鞋都不配。
现在我的目标除了没有蛀牙之外还多了一项，成功发动13班起义（如果有人响应的话），朋友们，祝福我吧！

Since read honors center 2,007 levels of 13 classes, my old thick liquid feeling more and more few, Lian Doubao all shake are not easy and comfortable really are his mother's not being feeling well, before has eaten the new * center calcium waist not sour back not pain feeling in 2,004 levels of 6 class of that kind of pictures not. The incumbent teacher in charge really is BT, likes calling putting on the small east street "the chicken exhausted shoes", puts on his mother's shoes, he all does not put on us to put on (him to put on the Li * sign), advocated looked any interrupts the book which we grows healthy and strong, I am bent on having to look at Lu Xun "the mouseCatThe dog ", inside" sees the troop in outside which gets married, also only treats as **** the advertisement to look ", too has been great, is the writer now at last, any Guo small 4 any, pulls on shoes all does not match.
Now my goal besides did not have the dental cavity