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Just shoot me now. Seriously, shoot me now. I don't want to be around when the third shit prong of this shit trident rains down upon us. It's rainin' shit, baby! It's rainin' shit! Honestly, though, wasn't one bad enough? I mean, okay, someone was huffing glue during the board meeting when they came up with these ideas (by the way, the second one has a guy getting some present, growling, and then two angels come down outside the window and give him a phone... marketing fucking genious, isn't it?) and not only okayed it, but ordered a full set of these god-forsaken things to be produced. People are fucking retards, I accept that, so I can live with them alowing these things to exist, but after they saw how no one knew what the fuck was going on in the first one and saw how everybody fucking hated it and wanted to castrate and then disembowl whoever was resposible (I conducted a very scientific survey to find out what people's reaction to the gir