UC知道英语笑话翻译6
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有什么可乐的?
Jokes- Kidnapping
One day a blonde was broke and didn't know what to do. So she decided to kidnap a child. She went over to the play ground and saw plenty of little kids running around. She picked out this one little boy and went over and grabbed him. She told the little boy she was going to kidnap and the little boy knowing she was a blonde didn't mind at all. The blonde wrote a note as the following:
To whom it may concern:
I have just kidnapped your little boy and I want one million dollars in a paper bag under the peach tree at noon.
Sincerely
a blonde
After she was finished the note she pinned the note to his shirt and sent Home. The next day the blonde she went to the peach tree at noon and there was a brown paper bag. All the money was there but there was a little note. It said:
Dear a blonde:
Your money is all there I just wanted to know how you could do this to another blond
Jokes- Kidnapping
One day a blonde was broke and didn't know what to do. So she decided to kidnap a child. She went over to the play ground and saw plenty of little kids running around. She picked out this one little boy and went over and grabbed him. She told the little boy she was going to kidnap and the little boy knowing she was a blonde didn't mind at all. The blonde wrote a note as the following:
To whom it may concern:
I have just kidnapped your little boy and I want one million dollars in a paper bag under the peach tree at noon.
Sincerely
a blonde
After she was finished the note she pinned the note to his shirt and sent Home. The next day the blonde she went to the peach tree at noon and there was a brown paper bag. All the money was there but there was a little note. It said:
Dear a blonde:
Your money is all there I just wanted to know how you could do this to another blond
可乐的地方在于blonde这个单词。
本意是金发美女，但在俚语里还有傻瓜之意。原因可能是那个通俗的观念，即漂亮的女人往往脑子不好使。
笑话太长，不想详细翻译了，大意是一个blonde（美女兼傻瓜）破产后企图绑架别人的孩子。她在运动场抓了一个小男孩，告诉他她要绑架他。小男孩知道她是个blonde，一点不怕。这个blonde写了张条子，告诉小男孩的家长她绑架了他们的孩子，令对方家长把钱装在纸袋里放到某处，最后署名是一个blonde(美女傻瓜）。然后把纸条塞到小孩衬衫口袋里把他送回了家。第二天，该blonde真的在指定地看到了纸袋和钱，里头也有张纸条，条上说：亲爱的一个blonde，你的钱在这里了，我只是想问你，你怎么能对另外一个blonde做出这种事来？原来小孩家长也是个blonde。
有什么可乐的?
笑话- 绑架
有一天 blonde 是一文不明的并且不 知道该做什么。 因此她决定绑架一个孩子。 她对游戏地面和锯子许多一点点小孩在附近跑详细检查。 她挑选这一个小男孩而且详细检查而且抓取了他。她告诉小男孩她将要 绑架和小男孩知道她是 blonde 一点也不介意。 blonde 写了一个笔记如下列各项:
谁它可能有关:
我仅仅有绑架你的小男孩，而且我在一个纸袋子中在中午在桃子树之下想要?κ窾元。
真诚地
blonde
在她之后被完成她用针别住了对他的衬衫笔记而且送了家的笔记。 隔天 blonde 她在中午而且在那里去桃子树是一个牛皮纸袋子。 所有的钱在那里除了有一个小笔记之外。 它说:
亲爱的 blonde:
仅仅所有的你钱在那里我想要知道你可以如何做这到另外的 blonde。