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II. Reading Comprehension
Directions: There are 4 passages in this part. Each passage is followed by some questions or unfinished statements. For each of them there are 4 choices~ marked A, B, C, and D. You should decide on the best choice and blacken the corresponding letter.
Passage 1
Jokes are as old as the spoken word. In every country in the world and in every age in history, people have old funny stories to make one another laugh. In the Middle Ages in Europe, the court jesters(弄臣) or fools, amused( 逗乐) rulers and their courts with jokes and tricks.
While we no longer have court jesters, we still have people whose job is to make us laugh. We still laugh at many of the same things that made people laugh long ago. We laugh at jokes that have surprise endings, and stories of people who simply never seem able to do anything right. Quick answers also amuse us. Here are some simple jokes that will show you what they mean.
Linda’s mother called up the st
Directions: There are 4 passages in this part. Each passage is followed by some questions or unfinished statements. For each of them there are 4 choices~ marked A, B, C, and D. You should decide on the best choice and blacken the corresponding letter.
Passage 1
Jokes are as old as the spoken word. In every country in the world and in every age in history, people have old funny stories to make one another laugh. In the Middle Ages in Europe, the court jesters(弄臣) or fools, amused( 逗乐) rulers and their courts with jokes and tricks.
While we no longer have court jesters, we still have people whose job is to make us laugh. We still laugh at many of the same things that made people laugh long ago. We laugh at jokes that have surprise endings, and stories of people who simply never seem able to do anything right. Quick answers also amuse us. Here are some simple jokes that will show you what they mean.
Linda’s mother called up the st
二。阅读理解
方向：有4个通道，在这一部分。每一个通道，然后由一些疑问或尚未完成的报表。为他们每个人有4个选择〜标明甲，乙，丙，和D ，你要决定最佳的选择和漆黑一团，相应的信。
通过一
笑话一样古老，口语词。在世界上每一个国家和每一个时代的历史，人们有旧有趣的故事，使彼此的笑声。在中世纪的欧洲，法院jesters （弄臣）或愚弄人发笑（逗乐）统治者及其法院与笑话和小窍门。
虽然我们已不再有法院jesters ，我们还有的人的职责就是使我们的笑声。我们还是笑了许多相同的东西，使人们发笑不久前。我们笑开玩笑说，有出人意料的结局，与故事的人，根本不会似乎可以做任何事情的权利。迅速的答案还逗我们。这里有一些简单的开玩笑说，会向你展示他们的意思。
小玲的母亲打电话给闻楼梯响，她说， "琳达，你救轻" ？
琳达说： "我应如何知道吗？它太黑暗，在这里看到的" 。
凯文向老师： "你疯我的东西，我没有这样做" ？
老师： "当然不是，凯文" 。
凯文：说的好，因为我没有这样做我的功课。
推销员来到麦谁坐在这个台阶上一所房子。 " Sonny的" ，他问： "是你的妈妈回家" ？
"是的， "吉米回答。
推销员开始响了门铃。他铃响了，并铃响了，不过，却没有答案。最后，他又回到麦气愤地说， "我以为你说，你的妈妈是在家" 。
"我当时"吉米回答， "但是这不是我的房子" 。
蕨类： "这是奇怪的双袜子，你就-一个是红色和另一种是绿色" 。
谢玉玲说： "是的，有趣的一件事，那就是我还有一双在家里完全像这一次" 。
一名男子前往该牙医有齿拉。 "多少成本？ "他问道。
" 30美元" ，是答案。
该名男子以为一分钟，然后说： "这里10元。刚刚松动，这一点&qu