请教两首英文歌的中文翻译（意思）！

第一首：

I Got It Made
It's hard to sleep at night when you're lonely
It's hard to get a date when you're homely
If I could I spit inmy face
Hey baby please can I get your number?
Cause losers like me are so much funner
She told me, " can't we just be friends?"
She could have mentioned that before she let me in
I shave my head I take a bath
My clothes are cool but they still laugh
I don't get luck, I feel so lame Boy ,do I got it made
Yea....
I bet you probably wished you never met me
But I'd gladly kiss your brown eyes if you let me
We might as well go and have some fun
Because I know that you're gonna dump you when you're done
I ask you once, I beg you twice I don't get stone and
I don't have lice You say it ain't me "Please understand..."
That you like hime and you don't like me I ask you out
It never fails You&

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