急需6人的英语搞笑对话。5分钟左右

-- 朝搞笑英语对话
一个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，面带微笑的：

前台小姐：“Hello.” 老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”老外：“Can you speak english？”

前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, yo
u can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”

老外：“I want to speak to your head.”前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow
come！”

从 老友记 剧本里给你随便找了一段：
The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS

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Written by: Michael Curtis
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen

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