六年级的英语搞笑对话

一天，老师问小敏：“1+1=几？”他说：“不知道。”“去问家人。”老师说。小敏回到家问妈妈：“1+1=多少？”妈妈不耐烦地说：“你给我滚出去！！！！！！！！！”小敏又去问爸爸，爸爸正在看球赛，正好一个球进了，“爽！！！！”他又去问哥哥，哥哥正在谈恋爱，在电话里对女朋友说：“我在楼下等你。”第二天，老师问小敏：“1+1=几？”他说：“你给我滚出去！！！！！！！！！”老师拍了他一巴掌。他说：“爽！！！！！！”老师说：“你给我滚出去！！！！！！！！！！！”小敏说：“我在楼下等你！！！”

英文：
One day, teacher asks slightly sensitive: “1+1= several?”He said: “does not know.”“asks the family member.”Teacher said. Slightly sensitively gets the home to ask mother: “1+1= how many?”Mother said impatiently: “you roll out to me!”Small sensitive also asks daddy, daddy is watching the sports match, the just right ball has entered, “crisp!”He also asks elder brother, elder brother is being in love, said in the telephone to the girlfriend: “I wait for you under the building.”Next day, teacher asks slightly sensitive: “1+1= several?”He said: “you roll out to me!”Teacher has patted his palm of the hand. He said: “crisp!”Teacher said: “you roll out to me!”Slightly sensitively said: “I wait for you under the building!”

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