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hello,everyone, i am on duty today .i would like to share a funny joke with you,hope you like it,and have a nice day!

A Girl Just Like Mother

No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval（不满） from his mother． A friend gave him advice（建议）．

“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to（一定会） like her．

So the young man searched and searched（寻找）， and finally found the girl．He told his friend：

“Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked like mother．And just as you said，mother liked her”

“So，”asked the friend，“what happened？”

“Nothing，”said the young man．“My father hates her！”

第二篇

Hello,everyone! I'm on duty today. Everyone is here excetp Li Ming. Maybe he is ill at home. This morning when I came into the classroom, I saw many students were copying homework. I thought that they did that because the homework was