急需一篇一至五分钟的英语幽默短文。快。SOS.

one day,a chinese man walk in the street.suddenly.he hits a english man"s.
then he said:" I am sorry!"
the English man said:" I am sorry ,too"
He has thought a meeting，said:" I am sorry three..."
English man very surprise，“I am sorry for..”
when he was no said, the chinese man said:"I am sorry five!"
...
一个小笑话，谢谢！

A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.

So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays th