急需英语超级搞笑幽默对话！！初1程度，通俗易懂

1\A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
2\一个外国小朋友来中国夏令营活动，最后结束后和中国小朋友道别：
中国小朋友说：Thanks！
外国小朋友说：Thanks too！
中国小朋友马上接着说：Thanks three！
外国小朋友纳闷的说道：What do you thanks for？
中国小朋友又接着道：I am thanks five。

1.we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色