谁能把这段情节翻译成英语？

Two naughty students met one day. They made fun with the names of themselves. One introduced himself, "my name is hope, which is the hope of 'no hope', how about you?" Then the other answers "my name is have, which is the have of 'have no hope', nice to meet you!" They laughed out loud once they finished.

Two naughty students got together and made jokes on each other's name. One said:"My name is Hope. It's the 'hope' in 'No hope'. And you?" The other said:"My name is Help. It's the 'help' in 'could'nt help'. Nice to see you!" After that, the two burst into a great laughter.

There are two students with obstinate and stupid moral qualities get together, taking oneself's name to play trick each other, an introduction say":I call the rare, didn't be hopeful rare, you?"1 say:" I call get, did not save of have to, please give advice or comments!"