英文小幽默20篇.

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英文小幽默(1)
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小明上英文课时跟老师说：“May I go to the toilet?” 老师说：“Go ahead.” 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：“May I go to the toilet?” 老师说：“Go ahead. ”小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：“你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？”小明说：“你没听老师说‘去你个头’啊！”
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英文小幽默(2)
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某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：I am sorry。
老外应道：I am sorry too。
某人听后又道：I am sorry three。
老外不解，问：What are you sorry for?
某人无奈，道：I am sorry five。
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更多的英文小幽默链接：http://www.enfang.com/english/2006-04/519.htm
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我打了好久呢 Joke:American Soldier

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