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Is He Somebody?
Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him.
Jack: He must be very important.
Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery.

他是大人物吗

汤姆：我叔叔手下有500人。
杰克：他一定是位重要人物啦。
汤姆：并非真的如此－－他在一个墓地上当守墓人。

选一选吧
1Fine for Parking
Tell me again," asked the judge, "why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully(尊敬地), "Because, Your Honor, it said 'Fine for Parking'" (note: "fine" has two meanings 1) good 2) pay some money for doing something wrong.

2.Self-help
I went into a bookstore the other day and asked the woman behind the counter where the self-help section was. She said, "If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose." (note: "self-help" has two meanings 1) you take without paying 2) you can choose as you like)

3.I Couldn't Digest So Many Apples
Doctor gravely(严肃地): &quo