谁能把这个笑话翻译成英文!谢谢拉!

Xiaoyi it has an older brother, said: "We are snakes?» "It's my brother Xiangliao Xiang said:" it should be, you ask what this »" Xiaoyi said: "I have just a Yaodao his tongue."

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once a snake asked hia brother:"are we poisoned snake?"
its brother thinked for a while and said"yes we are, what do you ask this for?"
the snake said:"for I have bit my tongue just now"...

once a little snake asked its brother:"Are we the poisoned snakes?"
Its brother thinked for a while and said"Might be, why?"
The little snake answered:"because I just now, have bit my own tongue. "