英语搞笑的对话

英语笑话（一）

老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”

小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?

老师说：Go ahead.

小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?

老师说：Go ahead.

小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？

小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊！

how are you ?怎么是你？
how old are you ?怎么老是你？

-hey,that lady, i like you ,will you be my girlfiend?
-oh,sorry ,i think you have to make your face changed first, you are too handsome to be looked at.

everybody was dancing while a blonde alone in an armchair. just then, she was happy to see a handsome young man coming towards her.
"are you going to dancing ?"asked the man pleassntly.
"yes,"she whispered.
"good,"he said,"may l have your seat then ?

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