哪位有两个人的英语对话要幽默一点的有两三分钟长就行！先谢谢了！！！

Tom kis Linda, then.....

Linda say: Oh, Tom, please do not!

1 minute later, Linda say: Oh, Tom, Pls do..

then, Oh, Tom, pls..

then, Oh, Tom...

Then, Oh....

警察和一个被发现超速的司机的对话.
警察发现一个司机超速,把他叫到一边,准备给他罚单.机警的司机知道法律是讲究证据的,他不慌不忙,一步一步地把自己的有罪变无罪.好笑,也精彩.希望你喜欢.

he Speeding Ticket

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding...

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI.

Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: Oh, it's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: You have a gun in there?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns th