有关食物的英语笑话

A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of

WOMAN came up in their conversation.

The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom.

The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country,

Mr Singh?

The Italian asked.

In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & pl
笑话2.About Drivers

What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese man driving a BMW 3 series?

* A pimp

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay man driving a BMW 3 series?
* Ahmad

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian man driving a BMW 3 series?
* A car jockey

What