我要一篇English笑话

你好，下面的英语笑话你可以参考一下：
英文：
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
翻译成中文为：
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。

另外，你可以看一下：http://www.english767.com/Article/joke/Index.html
这是英语学习网，里面也有笑话的
还有一个国外的英语笑话网站：http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
你都可以看一下！

这篇还不错 挺简单的
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