幽默翻译!能者进!

The arrogant Mr. Giraffe and the loving and tender Ms. Monkey somehow got married to each other. But half a month later, Mr. Giraffe wanted a divorce. He yelled:" which guy is like me? When I want to give you a kiss, I have to bend down to a 90 degree angle. I want a divorce, I can't live like this!!"
Well, Ms. Monkey is not afraid either, she went;" Sure, that's just what I wanted. Who've seen anyone who had to climb up a tree when she wants a kiss!"

Supercilious male giraffe and gentle and soft female monkey 阴 differed the sun wrong accident to combine,
Can could not get married half month, the giraffe will put forward a divorce,
He the big scold, which have me thus of, kiss with you,
I still need to bend from the waist 90 degrees, divorcing, resolute however,
Who know the female monkey also doesn't show weak, also say, I good,
Who once saw in person a mouth still want ascend tree of!

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