翻译一篇短笑话

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医院里,一位年轻的士兵向一位好心的护士口述他给太太的信.他说:"……这里的护士都不漂亮." 护士抗议:"你这样说是不是有点不客气?" "是的." 那个士兵笑着说,"不过,这样说我的太太会很开心的."
可能没表达清楚.我要的是翻译成英文.谢谢

Hospital, a young soldier to a well-intentioned nurse give him oral my wife's letter. He said: "... ... the nurses here are not pretty." Nurses protest: "You say this is not something you are welcome?" " yes. "the soldier said with a smile," But to say that my wife will be very happy. "
Supplementary question: clearly not possible. I want the translation into English. Thank you

很简单啊
士兵说这里的护士都不漂亮，护士肯定不高兴了，但是他老婆收到信后会很高兴，因为她就不怕士兵跟护士乱搞关系了。