一篇英语的口语文章还要有趣带汉语

不知道你说的口语文章是什么程度的
就给你两则简单的英语笑话吧
An Abstract Drawing

One day in a drawing class, the teacher told the class to draw

an abstract drawing.

After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher

looked at it but saw nothing, only a piece of white paper.

“What did you draw?”said the teacher.

“A cow eats grass,”the boy answered.

“Where is the grass?”

“The cow has eaten it up.”replied the boy.

“Well, but where is the cow?”the teacher asked again.

“It ate up the grass and then went away to drink water.”

一幅抽象画

一天美术课上，老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。

一会儿工夫，一个小男孩交了他的作品，老师看了看，可上面什么也没有，只不过是一

张白纸。

“你画的是什么呀？”老师说。

“牛吃草。”孩子答道。

“草呢？”

“牛把它吃光了。”孩子说。

“那么，牛在哪儿呢？”老师又问。

“吃完草，牛便喝水去了。”

I know who god is!

A boy says to her mother,“Mom, is God a man or woman?”