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A ghoul at night, a field excavation of the tomb. He worked for three hours, and finally digging into a piece of stone. Stone has his party he could not read the text. Ghoul dug piece of thought that he is a heritage monument, is very excited. He got a archaeologists, to help decipher the text on the stone. But the translation of archaeologists stunned he left, the original monument, said: "beloved ghoul, you are amazing, though, I appreciate your dedication the spirit is also very grateful for your attention to me, but I regret to tell you: You are very hard working day and night, digging the graves of the poor is a graveyard of wasted effort --- you! At the same time, I want to tell you a Unfortunately things: You are a curse, because you damage other people's cemetery without authorization, you are soon to be a hell! I hope you will not angry, Amen! ghoul listening, anger over halo.

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