求英语短剧剧本，急啊！！！

Napolan and his soldiers（拿破仑这个单词我记不清楚了）
众士兵排列整齐的上。
M: Attention.（立正） Turn right/left. Quick time, march!（齐步走） (吹哨)
Halt!(立定) Turn right/left. At ease!(稍息).Dismiss!(解散)
（在宿舍里）
Ss: Cheer!(干杯)
（班长带着一新士兵推门进来）
M: Hello!Everyone! This is Sam. He is Swede. Today he join us. Let's give
him a warm welcome!
Ss: Welcome! Welcome! (握手、拍肩 和他打招呼，但是他摇摇头)
M: He doesn't know French at all.
Ss: What a pity!
有一天，一个士兵慌慌张张的跑了过来。
A. Monitor! Monitor!
M: What's the matter with you?
A: I hear Napolan will be here in a month.
M: What shall we do?
B. I hear N often asks three quenstions. and often in an order. The first
one is "How old are you?". The second one is "How long have you been in
the Amry?". The third one is "Did you join any of my two compaigns?"
M: All of us have no problem except Sam. He doesn't know French. What
shall we do?
B. I have an id