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one of the students of Confucius' fond something dirty fall into the pot when he was cooking porridge.
He quickly picked it out(up)with spoon,and want to throw away.
But suddenly,he thought that it's a hard work to get food,so he ate it.
Coincidentally Confucius went into the kitchen and thought he was stealing food,then taught the student.(这里的taught在英语口语中有教训的意思）
这么长啊，累人。 以上为纯人脑翻译，最后一句我实在翻译不下去了，对不住啊，就这些吧。

软件翻译的行吧？
那爱词霸、金山毒霸都能拿来翻呀
A student of Confucius煮粥, it was found that there are dirty things that fall into the pot went. He quickly捞起来with a spoon it is wants to swap it when all of a sudden thought, a rice porridge is a hard-won ah. So eat it. Confucius happened into the kitchen, thinking that he was to see, they taught the students who is responsible for cooking. After explanation, before we came. It is a pity's Confucius said: "I do not see, indeed, not to mention the Road to listen to passers-by to listen to it?"

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