翻译一下英文句子！急啊！！

Damn your classical Chinese mixed up with Martian language. you are laying waste to Chinese culture. Go to hell to pretend to be a genius but not in front of me. You do be like a small sorcerer in the presence of a great one compared with me, the gentleman. If you wanna strike up a conversation with a woamn when you having affair with her, please say it out and don't show off your damned acqierement. You could not talk to the gentleman untill you have read some more masterpieces. You fellow, never show off any acqierement when you have nothing to idle away.

I went to your mother's classical Chinese Canadian Mars Man, obscene Chinese culture, Do not talk I was in with, really pale into insignificance compared with the I want to Paoniu approached to direct you had any brains, do not show off talent in this, go back and read a few more of the I come back with the classic talk it, you have this kid, after all right Bieluan show off talent! !

I went to your mother