翻译印度语，哪位高手帮忙支招啊

X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi.....

X: aap chinese hein?
Y: kahaa hai na, nahi!

X: acha acha, woh to sab theek hai... lakin aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi nahi nahi!!!! ab agar tum ne yeh poocha to mein tumhein maroon ga!

X: ok, waisay bhai jan, aap chinese hein?
Y beats X badly.......

X: (maar khaanay ke baad): yaar banda kuch lihaaz kar leta hai, yeh to batayein ke kia aap chinese hein?.....
Y: nahi huun... (then Y runs and get to thee roof top of a high building, X follows him and get there too)...then on the roof top:.....

X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi huun nahi huun nahi huun..ab agar kahaa na to mein jump kar doon ga roof se

X: acha! to phir aap chinese hein?
Y runz, n jumps from the roof...X follows him and jumps too..in the air while falling:.....

X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi, (then both fall down n get injured)

X: aap aik baar kah kyun nahi daitay ke aap chin

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