求一个英文剧本

自己改吧。。。哪有9分钟的剧本啊。。。

Heal the world
Aside:
In 2009, aliens attack the earth and the human beings fight back fiercely, so they think it’s better to conquer their minds. And they want to find a man who has a big influence all over the world, finally they choose MJ, clone him and have him brainwashed, then they send him to the United Nations to negotiate with the president.

Action I(United Nations)
President：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (：It’s you, President!) Thank U mirror! Well, you know, I am the most attractive man in the world. But ET ,the leader of the aliens is a jealous guy. I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do?
（Then MJ is coming.）
MJ: Are you really the man said to be the most handsome—President?
President：Well, you can call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest President”!There is only one man in the w