帮忙用英语翻译个笑话

Here is a ghost.
It farts.
It dies.
It is a joke that is terrible in the beginning,funny in the middle and sad in the end.

a cabbage is walking on the road,suddenlly,he feels so hot that he has to take off his clothes，and then he died............
一个卷心菜正在走在路上，突然他觉得太热了以至于不得不脱掉他的衣服，于是他死了...
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一人夜行，坟岗遇二飘荡野鬼，乃大呼小叫。鬼斥之曰：“嚷什么，饭后遛弯而已，少见多怪！”

One people night line , grave post be caught in two the open space ghost drifting, your shouts and wrangles. The ghost denounces that saying: "What to shout about , stroll after meal curved , comment excitedly on a commonplace thing "!

上面的翻译：A ghost put ass dead.

As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well,it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?"the driver answered . "Look,the digits in the meter are still running when the car h