请把这段文字翻译成英文。

来源：百度知道 编辑：UC知道 时间：2024/05/16 16:05:06
“为什么拿破仑会在滑铁卢战败？因为他没有亲自指挥战斗，为什么他没有亲自指挥？因为他在吸食大麻，为什么他在吸食大庥？因为他疼痛难忍，为什么他疼痛难忍？因为他得了痔疮，为什么他得了痔疮？因为他穿紧身裤，为什么他穿紧身裤？因为当时整个法国都流行穿紧身裤。 所以，这又给了我们一个启示：不要盲目追求时尚。”
能不能准确一些，我急着用啊

"Why can Napoleon defeat in Waterloo? Because he does not havepersonally to direct the fight, why doesn't he have personally todirect? Because he is slurping the hemp, why is he slurping greatlygives shade? Because his ache hard to endure, is his ache why hard toendure? Because of his hemorrhoids, why his hemorrhoids? Because heputs on the tight-fitting trousers, why does he put on thetight-fitting trousers? At that time because the entire France's allpopularly put on the tight-fitting trousers. Therefore, this hasgiven us an enlightenment: Blindly do not pursue the fashion."

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