英语能手帮忙翻译下.小弟感激不尽.

Good morning/Morining everyone.My name is ...and I'm from Deyang.It's my pleasure to stang here to talk to you.And I'm glad to meet you.I find English is very interesting ,but it's difficult to learn well.So my English is poor.Well I would like to make friends with you .And I wonder your thoughts will be the same with me.My hometown is a nice/beautiful city,and Welcome to DeYang, Thank you.
哈哈,本来就是个口语化表达~你的英语要加强啊...

Good morning everyone! My name is... and I come from Deyang. I'm very glad to stand here and talk to you， and it's really my pleasure to meet you all. I feel English very interesting but also hard. I'm not very good at it but I would like to be friend of yours. And I suppose you'd like to make friends with me, too. My hometown is a very pretty city. So welcome to Deyang.

楼上说自己是爱尔兰的，如果英语中也有“you also thought it too”的中国英语式说法，那我就把头割下来给你。

Good morning everybody(everyone), my name is:.... i am from DeYang, It's my