需要1篇英文的小笑话·

A man and God
A man goes to church(教堂)and starts talking to God.
He says:"God,what is a million dollars to you?"
God says:"A penny."
Then the man says:"God,what is a million years to you?"
And God says :"a second."
Then the man says :"God,can Ihave a penny?"
And God says :"In a second."

一个男人和上帝
一个男人去教堂问上帝
他说：上帝啊，一百万美元对你来说是什么呢？
上帝说：一便士
那男人接着问：上帝啊，那一百万年对你来说又是什么呢？
上帝说：一秒
接着男人说：上帝，你能给我一便士吗？
上帝回答说：一秒后

My teeth aren’t gone
我的牙齿没有丢
Mom：Jack，did you get into a fight again？ Two of your teeth are gone！
Jack：No，they aren’t gone！ They are in my pock！
妈妈：杰克，你又打架了？你的两颗牙掉了！
杰克：不，他们没有丢！它们在我的口袋里呢！

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4?

Student: At once!