急：求翻译短文

Someone hard learning English, it will eventually rest. One day on street inadvertently collided with a foreigner, quick said: I am sorry.
Foreigner should Road : I am sorry too.
After a person has said : I am sorry three.
Foreigner could ask : What are you sorry for?
The person helpless, said : I am sorry five.

翻译成功了!!还比较搞笑!!

A person who studied English hard had learned something. One day he collided with a foreigner on the street, he said in a hurry, "I am sorry."
The foreigner said, "I am sorry too."
Having heard what the foreigner replied, the person said, "I am sorry three."
Being confused, the foreigner asked, "What are you sorry for?"
Helplessly, (或 Without other choices,) the person said, "I am sorry five."

Assiduous study English of someone, is eventually small become.Go shopping the immodesty to bump with an old Foreign Minister on first, the favour say:I am