请英文高手翻译一下啊。拜托了。急用啊。

If you got it then you say you got it. If you don't then tell me you don't. How am I supposed to know if you get it or not if you don't tell me you get it. If you don't get it you need to tell me you don't get it so I know that you didn't get it. Be a good boy, If you don't get it, I will explain it again.

哈哈你好搞笑哦，耍人呢吧！？加油哦！

If you got it then you say you got it. If you don't then you say you don't. You don't say you don't get it how am I supposed to know it. So if you don't get it you must speak out, then I would know you don't get it. Be good. If you don't get it I'll say it again...

(Plus, I think you are nuts. I'm nuts,too, after I translated this shit...)