UC知道翻译一篇英语笑话 速度
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Joke: How old am I?
A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look.
She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, "Sir, how old do you think I am?" The man replies, "You're 30, right?" She says "No, I'm 47, but nice try."
The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, "How old do you think I am?" The man replies, You're 37, right?" The lady says "No, I'm 47, but good guess."
After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies, "Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties." So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, "You're 47!"
The lady, astonished, asks, "How did you know?"
The old man replies, "I was standing
A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look.
She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, "Sir, how old do you think I am?" The man replies, "You're 30, right?" She says "No, I'm 47, but nice try."
The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, "How old do you think I am?" The man replies, You're 37, right?" The lady says "No, I'm 47, but good guess."
After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies, "Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties." So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, "You're 47!"
The lady, astonished, asks, "How did you know?"
The old man replies, "I was standing
翻译如下：
笑话：您瞧我有多大岁数？
一位47岁的妇女刚做了整容手术，手术很成功，她美滋滋的到处炫耀自己的新形象。
她先跑到一家报摊问卖报纸的：“这位先生，你瞧我有多大岁数？”
卖报纸的答道：“您30吧，对不对？”
她说：“错啦，我已经47啦，不过您这么说我很高兴呢。”
第二天，妇女去了麦当劳，她点了午餐后问柜台后的小伙子：“你瞧我有多大岁数？”
小伙子答道：“你37吧，对不？”
她说：“不对不对，我都47啦，不过听了你的回答我很开心。”
吃完午饭，妇女上了公车，又开始问一位85岁的老者同样的问题。老者回答：“太太，只要我摸一摸任何一个女性的内裤上，我就能准确地说出她们的年龄。”于是妇女悄悄地让老者用手在自己内裤上迅速摸了摸。老者沉思片刻回答说：“你今年47岁！”
妇女很吃惊，问道：“你到底是怎么知道的？”
老者回答：“因为你刚才在麦当劳的时候我就排在你后面。”