UC知道求英文翻译：“吵架公约”
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1.吵架不当着父母、亲戚、邻居的面吵，在公共场所给对方面子。
2.不管谁对谁错，只要一吵架，男方必须先轻声轻气哄女方一次，女方才能马上冷静下来，否则女方一看到男方哇啦哇啦，女方也忍不住哇啦哇啦，一旦造成严重后果，全部由男方负责。
3.在家里吵架不准一走了之，实在要走，不得走出小区，不许不带手机和关机。
4.有错一方要主动道歉，无错一方在有错方道歉并补偿后要尽快原谅对方,吵架不开心不能对父母无礼。
5.双方都有错时要互相检讨，道歉后由男方主动提出带女方出去散心。
6.要出气，不准砸东西，只能吃东西，实在手痒只能砸枕头。
7.吵架尽量不隔夜，女方睡觉时男方必须主动抱女方，就算女方百般推让，男方一定要哄到女方睡着。
8.每周都要给对方按摩一次，因为大家经常吵架都很辛苦，男方手艺不好的话可以跟盲人师傅学!
9.吵架时男方不准挂电话，吵架时女方如果挂了电话，男方必须在1分钟内打给女方，电话不通打手机，屡挂屡打，每次挂电话次数不大于5次。
10.(最重要的一点)公约所有条款可由女方无理由无时间限制地更改，男方有权利提出异议，但是异议是否被采纳最终解释权归女方。
奇文共欣赏，疑义相与析。这也算得数百年来随着洋枪洋炮打进中国的最不平等条约之一了，遍数洋人夷国亦无处可寻如此极端先例。中国女子，可爱亦可恨！中国的“妇女解放”，到了走火入魔的无敌境地了，嘿嘿
Quarrel with the Convention
1. Quarrel is not the presence of parents, relatives, neighbors, noisy surface, in a public place to the other side of face.
2. No matter who is right, as long as a quarrel, the man whispered to be a light air to coax the woman, the woman to calm down immediately, otherwise the woman哇啦哇啦saw the man, the woman can not help but哇啦哇啦, if serious consequences, the man in charge of all.
3. Quarrel at home are not allowed to vote with their feet, is to go not out of quarters, not without a cell phone and off.
4. There is the wrong one to take the initiative to apologize, no one in the wrong the wrong side after an apology and compensation as soon as possible to forgive each other, quarrel with unhappy parents can not impolite.
5. Both sides are wrong to peer review, after an apology from the man offered to ta