求此故事音标翻译!!!1

来源:百度知道 编辑:UC知道 时间:2024/05/18 19:19:31
The Raise

Employee : I've been here for 11 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want a raise.

Boss : Well, I can't give you a raise, but if you'll tell me who the other two men are, I'll fire them.

grandson:What are the birds doing in the tree?
grandfather:They are sitting there.
grandson: But I can't see their chairs?
grandfather:Oh...
急急急啊!!!

员工说,我已经做三个人的工作拿一个人的工资11年了,现在我想要一份奖金
老板说,恩,我不可以给你一份奖金,但是如果你告诉我其他俩个人是谁,我可以解雇他们。
孙子说,鸟在树上做什么??
爷爷说,他们坐在那里。
孙子说,但是我没有看到他们的椅子。
爷爷说,哦---

音标翻译?