请大家帮我翻译一下中文，急！

A day, a men opens a car which fills up beverage, seeing a bottle of beverage in the meantime with a tortoise on a lawn, they in the meantime to beverage blunt go to.The tortoise got hold of beverage, the man was very angry.Hence, he goes fetch a box of beverage on the car, sitting by tortoise to drink, the tortoise is very surprised.At man complacent of time, the tortoise drove away a car.Ha ha! Stupid man.

one day,there was a man driving a car that full of beverages.suddenly he saw a bottle of beverage .at the same time,a turtle also saw it.they both ran quickly for the drink.but the turtle picked up it first.the man was so angry that he took a box of beverages ,sit beside the turtle,drinking.the turtle was very surprised .but the man was very pleased with himself,the turtle drove the car away.hahahawhat a fool man!