翻译一个短小笑话 悬赏30

来源:百度知道 编辑:UC知道 时间:2024/05/22 23:28:35
请高人翻译如下笑话成英文,顺便也笑一笑,很好笑的:

夫妻对话

结婚前,一对恋人有这样一场对话:
男:太好了!我期盼的日子终于来临,我都等不及了!
女:我现在可以反悔吗?
男:不,你想都别想!
女:你爱我吗?
男:当然!
女:你会背叛我吗?
男:不会,你怎么会冒出这种想法?
女:你可以吻我一下吗?
男:当然,决不可能只有一下!
女:你有可能打我吗?
男:永远不可能!
女:我能相信你吗?
结婚后不久,这对夫妻又有一场对话,巧的是,对话的内容刚好与这段对话相同,不过,得下往上看。
不要自动翻译!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1,2楼的自动翻译我市不可能给分的!!!!!!!

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谢谢

Husband and wife dialogue
Before marriage, a pair of lovers have such a dialogue:
M: great! I look forward to the day has finally arrived, I can not wait!
M: I can now go back on it?
M: No, you Xiangdoubiexiang!
M: Do you love me?
M: Of course!
F: You will betray me?
M: No, how do you think will emerge?
M: You can kiss me?
M: Of course, not only could you!
F: You may have to fight me?
M: never be!
M: I believe you?
Soon after the marriage, the couple have a dialogue Coincidentally, the content of the dialogue and this dialogue is just the same, however, a bottom-up view.

Husband and wife dialogue

Before marriage, a pair of lovers have such a dialogue:
M: great! I look forward to the day has finally arrived, I can not wait!
M: I can now go back on it?
M: No, you Xiangdoubiexiang!
M: Do you love me?
M: Of course!
F: You will betray me?
M: No, h