求几句英的翻译

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原文是个小笑话,无奈鄙人不胜洋文,求各位帮忙解释一下,就是最后的那几句。德国,美国,法国人说的

昨晚18瓶燕京纯生过后,燥热,发了个短信给我前任女朋友要求* *,脑袋迷糊,结果按错了button,变成了群发,短信内容:我在家等你, 你快点来给我降温,不行了,受不了!

我对于昨晚事件非常懊恼......经统计,我群发了272个人,82男士,190个女士。

亲人(认为我发错了)----

老妈回复:快回家相亲,妈妈给你物色了很多mm呢。

老爸回复:没出息的东西,男人要事业第一。

4个表妹,5个表姐发的内容差不多:酒又喝多了吧!

表哥们的内容也差不多:北京现在流行叫外卖么?

其他亲戚不予理睬。

同学

11个女生大概的说:我很想去你那,可是我在外地,国庆节我回去。(爽死我了,我爱国庆节,我爱祖国!)

2个女生很快回复的惊人:你付来回打的费+早点。(靠,业务熟悉)

4个女生表示可以(谢谢你们了)

1个女生表示让我去她那

2个女生表示改天,今天有事(也谢谢你们了,好人呀!)

男生们的短信基本上是骂我。

1个女生说:忘了我们的以前吧,我有男友了。(前前任女友)

1个女生说:不会吧,你自己DIY.

1个女生说:去死!

1个女生说:你他妈的又喝多了!(好朋友)

1个女生说:我看错你了!(我的fans)

33个女生说:你发错了吧?(靠,不厚道!)

1个女生说:今天不去了,太晚了,明天吧。(前任女友,她要是昨晚来,我把她变成现任)

同事

德语:不,谢谢
法语:不,谢谢
英语:好,我这就来。

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