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He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

1+1=2

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a

million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God,

what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man

says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一

便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到

一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
A mot