谁帮我翻译一段英语【不要网络词典翻译的，要准的】

厄~~~这个看起来像是在和外国人叫板
本来不想翻译的 毕竟我爱好和平
但是不能让他们觉得中国人好欺负 所以我还是翻译了 不是字对字翻译的 因为觉得更恰当 所以某些地方做了改动 也加了点东西 嘿嘿 本来想骂人的 但是有些话 要用说的才有气势 而且 不能给他们留下你们威胁人的证据（在我看来 你准备以书面形式交流 恩恩 所以 我没翻译要砸车的那一段）所以我改成了文明的吓唬 【自作聪明中~~赫赫】

What do you mean to do? lying and kiding again? Are you happy this way? You got to know I had been waiting for you today for the whole day! And you failed me. I have told you to pay the electricity bills twice and obviously failed for both times! We have no choices but to pay all by ourselves, up to 400 Euros. I believe all of us know that we are not supposed to do so because that is your responsibility. If you want to cheat in front of us, my advice is be prepared for the consequences. Although it may be a foreign country to us, we believe every country in the world is run under laws, in front of which, everybody is equal. We may consider this final and powerful weapon and please never force us to do so. I do not know whether you realise that we have one similarit